I'm sending 4 FUGLY UGLY chicks to Nashville...

But not for at least 4 more weeks....hold your breath.

In the meantime I'll try my best to give these other 4 fuglies away until the really f-ugly ones get here.
I saved one just for you 'RT".

Shamefully ugly-and big as a house bleach blonde Cameron with roots as big as tree trunks is gonna be in Nashville Thursday & Friday. Wouldn't take her to a cock fight if you paid me but she may be okay in a pinch...

Next week with a worse one that may be a sex change survivor...the perky boobs, flat tummy, perfect legs and butt might even have a surgeons signature on it for all I know. That would be Ally.

The week after is going to have the worst girl we may have promoted this month. Dingaling yankee visiting from DC. That would be Olivia's young ass. Still has a rope burn on her neck from the porkchop her parents tied to her neck as a kid....personally, I wouldn't bang that one if YOU were paying me.....I know that she's traveled all over the world from Paris to Rome and Egypt, etc, but for real, it was probably with Barnum and Baileys circus....that would explain all of the muscles and extreme body definition. Bet you'd fall in....20 years old is worn out ya know..

If a posse hasn't killed me yet for sending these hob-goblins to Nashville all month I'll round it out with a little brown skinned dot head we rescued from the Taliban. (is that a BULLSEYE?) We named her Penelope so everyone would think she was white but she ain't. Hienz 57, (like the ketchup) all kinds of this and that. She don't even know what the hell she is. Stuck up snob with an irritating British accent makes ya think she has an edjewumucation from across the pond. England or some yankee place. Being a brownskin from over there (our third rescue of one of them Indians) she might even have a bounty on her head. You probably shouldn't take a chance on seeing her. Terrible f---ng build too, probably couldn't get laid in a mens prison with a fistfull of get out of jail free cards: 5'3, 105 Lbs, 33D-24-32 size=0, age? Ripe old 20.

If you guys STILL insist on calling us for appointments after the screening I'll go ahead and send the REALLY REALLY ugly ones I used to be married to down there and ....

Just no accounting for taste these days. Eye-wink

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