daty guide

chapter 1

first start off very slow, like its a scared kitty you're sneaking up to.

just some small licks please
then you can increase pressure when i start wiggling.

i also like a guy to hum while he does this but not off tune or loudly, just so i can feel the vibrations. this actually drives me nutso.

do not suck on my clit.
not at all.
dont suck on anything down there.

lick lick lick
thats all.

do not like shake your head back and forth like you are a dog with fresh kill.

if you have stubble on your face, try not to move your head at all or you will scrape the skin off my hammer and put me out of commission for a week..

just lick.. move your tongue around.
its very easy.
you guys think its complicated and its not.
dont POKE my clit with your tongue.
lick it.

do not go mining for gold by trying to stick your arm elbow deep inside of me. there is no gold in there.

just lick and hum
lick lick lick
the slower the better.

if you use too much pressure on me i'll pull away... if you do it too soft i'll pull you closer.. you can decide which you would rather me do. .... do not think i am pulling away from you because i am about to cum, that is retarded... i am pulling away from you because what you are doing is uncomfortable for me and i dont like it and im trying to get away so stop it.

when i'm about to cum and you will know this by my increased breathing and moaning, i am more likely to be pulling you closer but do not change anything you are doing in any way.
dont go faster
dont go harder

just stay the exact same.. you are making me cum doing what you are doing dammit so dont change it now PLEASE

and i'm very very sensitive afterwards so please dont try to stay in there ... i am so scared i'm going to really hurt someone... i spasm uncontrollably... please get out while you still can, i hate it when i have to gouge a guy eyes out in order to save him from getting kicked in the head.


chapter 2

so i got to denver for a few days to escape the summer heat in phoenix and found denver to be a nice cool 102 freaking degrees. anyway so i'm with this guy who is one of those daty fiends. ok like that is ALL he cares about and sometimes he gets it right if he doesnt get too carried away and start mutilating me with his stubble... or growling and attacking me like he's STARVING and i'm a medium rare steak.

anyway, he's out briefing his employee in the next room so i'm enjoying a lil nappy face down in the bed and then he sprints in and pounces on me.

cuz i'm nekkid of course

then somehow he managed to lick me while i was lying face down on the bed and omfg i could not feel the stubble... i think it was such a difficult place for him to reach me, he HAD to stick his tongue way out and all he COULD do was lick.

AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.

i need a device which will hold a man's head a few inches away from me... and hold it in one place, compoletely disabling his ability to move his head but still allowing his tongue to come out.

oh i think i mightve done that was my thighs

i made him do it again later and i still havent quite figured out how its working... but IT WORKED AGAIN. ..
although he was whining something about his neck . . blah blah whiplash or almost broke it .. i dunno

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